Wednesday, 28 May 2014

White-washing the little room

#KYFC, (Keep your flying cars!) why isn't there a hydro-powered white, (or pink) noise generator that attaches to the lavatory? As houses and flats are built with thinner and thinner walls and doors, white noising out the sound of splashing water and other falling objects is going to become poopular. With the reduction-over-time of the volume of water being flushed, an elaborate gear train connected to a tiny lever at the back of the seat could stop the seat from being slammed/dropped and generate the tiny amount of current needed to power a microphone,processor,speaker that will dissolve the sound of your toilet activities.

Alternatively a lever that is powered by the emptying and refilling of the cistern, (some float on the end of an arm) might be easier to sell.

There seems to already by versions that make masking noises, but that seems as bad as aerosol room-perfumes, when you can simply open a window.

Get too it Internet.

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